I Can't Even-

unacandrid:

how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges

alltheladiesyouhate:

"black widow is a supporting character" your spine is a supporting structure in your body let’s see how well you do without it

glutenfreewaffles:

How to be a grade A dork a book by Peter Benjamin Parker

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

vampire-gerard:

ask-dr-knockout:

meelo-dot-net:

a public service announcement

This.

You will only end up with mud on your palette and tears on your face

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

cutevictim:

"Gross, Dad, don’t do—DAD, STOP IT!"